Ano daw?!?

I was on my way home from work the other night and I was sitting beside 2 call center agents in the train.
The two girls were talking so loud I couldn't help but hear what they were talking about.

Girl1:  Nakakainis talaga si TL! Nag-away nga kami kanina eh.  Sigawan talaga! As in!!!!!
Girl2:  Talaga? Anong nangyari?
Girl1:  Minura-mura ako! Kesyo ganyan- ganyan. Pinatulan ko na talaga!  Sabi ko nga kay Tonyo, "Ikaw Tonyo, lumayo-layo ka dyan kay TL!  Baka mahawa ka sa ugali nyan!  Alam mo naman diba?  Birds of the same feather, come together!"

Huwaaaatttt?? Ang labooooo!!!!